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<<< THE HUNGARIAN HAIRY CRACK IS ON THE VERGE OF EXTINCTION, AND WOULD VERY LIKELY ALREADY BE EXTINCT BUT FOR THE SOLE CONSERVATION EFFORTS OF LEADING ZOOLIGIST MOBILE SHEEP DIP. >>>
<<< THE FEARSOME AFRICAN HONEY BADGER WILL RELENTLESSLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND FEAST UPON YOUR GENITALLIA SHOULD YOU SO MUCH AS CROSS IT'S TRACKS. >>>
<<< NERVOUS RECORDS IS ACTUALLY SPELT NIRVUS WRECKORDS. IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE. >>>
<<< THE 4/4 TIME SIGNITURE WAS DEVELOPED BY THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT IN AN EFFORT TO CONTAIN THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH IN EXPERIMENTAL MUSIC. FORTUNATELY RESISTANCE FROM THE UNDERGROUND PROVED TOO STRONG AND MANY TECHNIQUES WERE SUBSEQUENTLY DISCOVERED THAT HAVE ALLOWED MUSIC EXPERIMENTALISTS TO BEND SPACE AND TIME AT THEIR WILL. >>>

<<< ELVIS IS ALIVE AND WELL. WE SAW HIM DOWN @ BANGFACE + HE WAS GIVING IT LARGE ON THE DANCEFLOOR. >>>

<<< IF A TREE FELL AND NOBODY WAS AROUND TO HEAR IT, THEN THERE WOULDN'T BE A SOUND, AS A 'SOUND' IS THE BRAIN'S METHOD OF INTERPRETING CHANGES IN AIR PRESSURE AND HENCE, SOMEONE MUST BE PRESENT IN ORDER TO HEAR A 'SOUND'. >>>

<<< BREAKCORE IS RUMOURED AMONGST SOME POST MODERNIST KNITTING CIRCLES TO BE THE ROOT OF ALL THINGS EVIL. THIS IS NOT INFACT TRUE, ALTHOUGH BREAKCORE WAS DEEMED A RISIBLE MEDIUM THROUGH WHICH TO COMMUNE WITH THE DEVIL BY YVETTE FIELDING OF BLUE PETER AND BRITAINS MOST HAUNTED FAME. >>>

<<< FAMOUS JUNGLISTS INCLUDE POPE JOHN PAUL II, JEREMY PAXMAN AND PAULINE FOWLER. THEIR COLLECTIVE EFFORTS IN THE EARLY 1990'S INFLUENCED COUNTLESS HITS FROM THE LIKES OF REMARC, OMNI TRIO AND KROME + TIME. INFACT, THE ANTHEMIC 'GANJAMAN' WAS WRITTEN BY KROME + TIME AS A TRIBUTE TO JEREMY PAXMAN'S LEGENDARY LOVE FOR MARY JANE. >>>
<<< JIMMY SAVILLE WAS THE THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO PLAY MUSIC FROM TWO SEPERATE DECKS TO A ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE, THUS HE WAS OFFICIALLY CROWNED KING OF ALL DJ'S AND BETTER THAN GRAND MASTER FLASH IN 1994. >>>
<<< SUBCONCIOUS MESSAGES ARE BEING TRANSMITTED TO YOU WHILST VIEWING THIS WEBSITE THAT MAY CAUSE YOU DIFFICULTY IN DISTINGUISHING WEIRD NOISES FROM BEAUTIFULLY ORCHESTRATED SEMINAL WORKS OF ART. >>>
<<< ACID HOUSE WAS INVENTED BY LORD LUCAN IN 1967. YEARS LATER HE WENT INTO HIDING AFTER HEARING OF THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT'S PLAN TO STEAL IT FROM HIM USING A HIGHLY SECRETIVE MIND READING ANAL PROBE. DON'T BELIEVE WHAT THE GOVERNMENT TELLS YOU... THEY WANT TO KEEP ALL THE ACID FOR THEMSELVES. >>>
<<< ACCORDING TO GREEK MYTHOLOGY DUBSTEP, THE SON OF ZEUS, FAMOUSLY SLAUGHTERED HIS TWIN BROTHER HERCULES IN AN ARGUMENT OVER WHICH OF THE TWINS WERE THE STRONGEST SIBLING. DUBSTEP PROVED HIS MIGHT BY BURYING HERCULES UNDER BOWEL MOVEMENT INDUCING BLASTS OF SUB BASS AND PELTING HIM WITH SHARP PERCUSSIVE BEAT SHARDS. >>>
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